Well, Okay guys, but I did get this pointed message from the Urban/Drug Store Cowboy/Cowgirl/Transgender Confederation, as well as the Boss of the Plains Hat Anti-Defamation League:
Dear Sir, The recent reprinting of the slanderous article from the Cactus Clarion/Nevadian cannot go without challenge. Defaming the many millions of Americans/Visiting Euros and Asians wearing the aforementioned BOP in free association and without malice, slandered by the likes of this shadowy puppet-master Cow Protection League, must and will be denounced by all freedom loving would-be cowboys across this great land. Not only do Urban/Drug Store Cowboys/Cowgirls/Transgenders not harass or worry cattle, most have never even seen one or been associated with said bovine outside of a McDonald’s hamburger, and are more likely to be seen herding cats or small children when wearing said Cowboy Hat. They would not be caught dead on a horse and hold true to the motto: Save a horse, ride a cowboy/cowgirl/transgender. We urge you to receive some form of sensitivity training for Urban/Drugstore Cowboys/Cowgirls/Trangenders persecution by real cowboys.
Sincerely, Elmer Whiffle, Vice President, Media Relations, U/DSCB/CG/TC, Providence, Rhode Island, and Cynthia Wojohowitz, President, BOPHADL, Tokyo, Japan.