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 Post subject: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:21 pm 
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Location: Yuma, AZ
1. You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

2. You can make instant sun tea.

3. You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

4. The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

5. You discover that in August, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

6. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

7. Hot water now comes out of both taps.

8. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"


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 Post subject: Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:10 pm 

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I like those a lot. I'm sure we could think of more too!

Don....


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 Post subject: Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:05 pm 

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Ok here's another one that an old timer told me that lived in the desert:

It's so hot here -- to take a leak you have to be primed first!

Don....


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 Post subject: Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:37 pm 

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1.Rubber soled sandles are leaving skid marks on the sidewalk.

2.When your meat cooks on an outdoor BBQ without lighting a
fire.


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 Post subject: Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:00 pm 
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Location: Eastern Arizona
......Ya take a leak and don't leave a wet spot.


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 Post subject: Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:45 pm 

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The water that fills the tank in the toilet is hot when you flush.

The water from the garden hose is also hot, for a good minute.


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 Post subject: Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:49 pm 

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reptilist wrote:
......Ya take a leak and don't leave a wet spot.




Who's your new friend, reptile?
Doesn't the wife ever get jealous? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:10 pm 
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When that rock you sat down on to rest turns out to be Ed Abbey's Mummy.


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 Post subject: Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:23 pm 
When you can't find a spot of shade large enough to fit your whole body into.


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 Post subject: Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:29 pm 

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All true! Thanks guys and thanks Iggy for starting this.

Don...


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