You Know Your In The Desert When!

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You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby Iggy1 » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:21 pm

1. You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

2. You can make instant sun tea.

3. You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

4. The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

5. You discover that in August, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

6. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

7. Hot water now comes out of both taps.

8. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

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Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby Desert Cruiser » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:10 pm

I like those a lot. I'm sure we could think of more too!

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Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby Desert Cruiser » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:05 pm

Ok here's another one that an old timer told me that lived in the desert:

It's so hot here -- to take a leak you have to be primed first!

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Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby Kathy » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:37 pm

1.Rubber soled sandles are leaving skid marks on the sidewalk.

2.When your meat cooks on an outdoor BBQ without lighting a
fire.

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Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby reptilist » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:00 pm

......Ya take a leak and don't leave a wet spot.

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Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby Goldseeker » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:45 pm

The water that fills the tank in the toilet is hot when you flush.

The water from the garden hose is also hot, for a good minute.

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Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby Goldseeker » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:49 pm

reptilist wrote:......Ya take a leak and don't leave a wet spot.




Who's your new friend, reptile?
Doesn't the wife ever get jealous? :lol:

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Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby Apache Devil » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:10 pm

When that rock you sat down on to rest turns out to be Ed Abbey's Mummy.

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Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby Jim Hatt » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:23 pm

When you can't find a spot of shade large enough to fit your whole body into.

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Re: You Know Your In The Desert When!

Postby Desert Cruiser » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:29 pm

All true! Thanks guys and thanks Iggy for starting this.

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